Newtons Third Law....

I've been trying to keep a positive mood as of late because who wants to walk around miserable all the time? But its funny just how irritated I get when I see somebody hacking away in their house with a "gun" "tattin" up their friends for their hard earned money. Usually these tattoos suck ass and I guess people are just uneducated in knowing what a decent tattoo looks like or they just don't care. I just don't understand, people will shell out all kinds of cash for some stupid pair of sneakers they will wear for one summer, get dirty and throw out but the shitty looking tattoo on their arm for life is cool. Hahaha what is it? Poorly done "jail house "tats" don't make you look cool or give you street cred, they make you look cheep and stupid hahaha.

I see bad tattoos every day. All one has to do is leave their house and you'll be confronted by plenty of people rocking some ridiculous blown out, horribly shaded neck tattoo or hand tattoo. Not even subtlety hidden but out there in the open proclaiming their lack of intelligence for the world to see. But what REALLY gets me is when people who know and witness the kind of work me and my co-workers produce they will blatantly post stupid status's like this...

Tom Majuri Got my neck tatted last night through this morning. It sucked but so worth it. Pic coming soon

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Mike Stormswho u gettin to do ur tatts now

 Tom Majuri My boy max. He did 6 of mine already. Cheap but good

 Mike Stormsyea like how cheap cuz i have a few ideas

Tom MajuriThe first 3-5 maybe

Mike Stormshuh

Eric Morley-Wolbert he did a piece on me and it turned out real good

 Tom MajuriThe first couple tats were under 20 but they go up the more he does them. Like 30 to 40 bux

Jimmy Leather weres the pic dude

 Tom Majuritrying to get it up. relax

Jimmy Leather K

Tom Majuriwhats ur cell, ill send it to you

Jimmy Leather ‎xxx-xxx-xxxx

And you know whats funny? Tom Majuri NEVER posted the pictures of the tattoo! Hahaha probably because he knew it sucked, but that's what you get for spending $20 right lol. Maybe he will be lucky enough to get a really good disease! Then he can whine how he got Hepatitis and how horrible his life is hahaha. Here is another one...

 Shawn Faure My boy that's stayin wit me does tatts. He's good and works cheap. Go on my page u can see the shit he just did on me. Let me know if u want me to hook u up.

 Brian Hagan My brother dose em but let me know what's good

Whats good? Not that tattoo! I even asked which studio this guy works at and was never answered, gee really hahaha. How about this woman? She actually ran a studio and now works outta her house! Yep thats right, and she is posting these amazing pictures right on facebook.

Oh yeah!

Some of the amazing work you can plan on getting from this kitchen magician...

With all of the information out there, the specials and discounts studios run to help save you money why would you seriously get a piece of crap like this? Or risk getting s disease?! I personally think this picture that I also saw on facebook speaks volumes....

 Hahaha very often, I guess there are some people out there who are actually proud of their bad tattoos. I have no idea why. And I apologize if this seems like a negative post but like Sir Issac Newton said, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So keep posting these pics and I'll keep sharing them as well as all of your information with the local Health Department and authorities along with as many people who read my blog. Alright everyone take care and have a wonderful day!

Scratcher Alert! Nick Accordino/Joseph Accordino

OH MY GOD! So while trolling facebook I've come across super amazing home tattoo artist Nick Accordino aka Joseph Accordino. He is a 21 year old scratcher who according to him is "BBP Cert- 100% Legal to Tattoo in NJ". Awesome right? Yeah not so much. 

Here is his Bloodborne Pathogen Certificate, this means he successfully passed a test and was given this certificate. So he knows what he's doing right??? Well, he SHOULD but that doesn't mean he practices what he supposedly learned. Example 1.

Here is our boy now, Whats that a towel, a pillow perhaps? Something that is easily contaminated by blood and ink. Hmmmm bloodborne pathogen trained right??? Example number 2.

Here he is with obviously dirty gloves cross contaminating whatever he he holding, Same disgusting set up. Is this a bedroom, living room? Carpet? Hmmm another breeding ground for all the micro spray of blood and ink to get trapped and harbor in. Bloodborne pathogen certified right?? I guess its like a drivers license, just because you get one by no means makes you a responsible driver.

If you look closely the tube (the object that the tattoo needle goes up and down in) is metal. These are reusable, and without a properly working ultrasonic cleaner and autoclave he is not sanitizing them properly. And even if he does have an autoclave I'll be willing to bet that it hasn't been tested to verify that it indeed works and has been documented by the Board of Health. But he's bloodborne pathogen certified!

Now lets look at his work shall we? Here is a proud example...

Kitchen magician at work, beer cans, whiskey bottles and is that a wadded up table cloth or someones shirt? Either way more permeable surfaces to contaminate! Oh boy I can smell the HepC!

Here is the proud owner. The pic just screams, "I just saved $20!" doesn't it? So lets take a closer look at this arrow head.

Oh yeah! There is that smooth shading he learned from watching Ink Masters! Smooth clean outlines, shading so smooth and transitional that the arrow head seems so real its as if it could fall right off his arm! Yeah not really. This is a giant turd. An easy $200 cover up, but home boy saved $20, sure he might have a nice case of HIV or hepatitis, syphilis, tetanus, tuberculosis or some other infectious disease. But he got himself a sweet tat from his boy for dirt cheap!

But because we've seen Mr. Accordino isn't practicing safe exercises even though hes "certified" he could easily be distributing diseases with every tattoo done. This is why you don't get tattooed in someones house. This is why you go to trained professionals. This is why I am forwarding his info to the Health Department and maybe he will get fined, or jail time and NEVER be allowed to tattoo legally in the state of NJ. This one individual could be giving people not only shitty tattoos but diseases that supposedly he was trained to prevent yet takes no precautions to do so.

This makes me sick. And I hope the people reading this will share this info with their friends and help spread the word about this and any other scratcher they know of. Thanks!